Dearest Crew of Brattleboro and Visitors from near and far,
announcing the fiesty and melody-filled tunes of your favorite local-yokel-yodelessquie, Anita Lorraine, while local is still an appropriate description!

That’s right, this is going to be my last show in beloved Brattleboro for a long while and I’d be honored and touched (literally?) by your company….

Please join us and send me off proper fashion. Sit down a’while, take your pants off, relax, have one of Metropolis’ own Hot ‘N Stormy cocktails…. it’s delicious and refreshing…
Love,
Me

(PS: please do bring your friends, and forward to others!)